Okay... Earl Pitts today was about defensive driving during the winter. He said that if you think about it, driving in Florida is just like driving in the winter, because of all the old people. :P

And so he analyzes the important tips that authorities have for winter driving. (And just so you know, whenever he disagrees with something they say, he says "bull crud". LOL!) Number one, they say slow down. Earl says, the slower you go, the longer you're on the road with all those crazy people. Number two, they say drive far enough back. Earl says, if you do that, you'll feel obligated to stop, if they crash. If you're right on their tail, you can just say that if you would have stopped, you would have added to the accident. And number three, they say if you slide, to turn into the slide. Earl says "I just throw my hands up over my eyes, and scream like a schoolgirl."

WAKE UP AMERICA!

Damn... still didn't finish the other stuff I wanted to put down. Tonight, I promise. GRRRRRR.